FRIDAY

That's all. It's Friday. Another closing shift
where I get to pick up after the literate people
of Massachusetts, who can damn well find a book on
the shelf but seem spatially challenged in putting
them back.

So they drop them on the floor in front of the shelf.
Or leave them in little stacks next to the easy chair
they sat in.

I still say some sort of electro-shock training would
solve the whole damn problem. Drop a book on the floor,
you get zapped.

Ok..so it might not cure them of the habit.

But it would sure make the rest of us feel a bit
better.


(muahahhah)