Why Red Sox Fans All Go To Heaven

Somewhere, sometime,somehow, the Red Sox will finally win the
Series and when it finally happens, the graveyards across New England
will be the sites of earth tremors as the deceased faithfull spin in their
graves.
Being a Red Sox Fan is the equivalent of some Olympian torture,
like endlessly rolling a boulder uphill only to have it roll back to the
bottom just as you reach the top.
And that's why all good Red Sox fans go to heaven.
We've already done our time in Red Sox hell.
And next spring, we'll be back for more.