Numpty's Law of Retail
:
You have on a lanyard with your name and the store logo.
You are wearing an earpiece, a microphone and a walkie -
talkie unit.
And in your hands is a stack of books.
And still....STILL..you will be asked for the 9,999 time:
"Do you work here?"
Oddly enough, it also happens that when you are minus
the nametag and walkie talkie setup, and you are on your
break with a sandwich and drink in hand, the customer has
no problem at all at identifying you as an employee even if
you are on your lunch and will sometimes even follow you
right up to the breakroom door to ask if you can find them
a copy of the new Trans Siberian Railway Christmas album.
Or some such other drek.
I say again..."Bah Humbug!"
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